overcome-your-dem0ns:

Relationship goals

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

khymeira:

So far, the worst of it involved passing a gaggle of lively teenage girls, and one exclaimed, “What a silver fox!” Otherwise, strangers will generally categorize me as a mutant, and not as an octogenarian. 

driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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dextermorg4n:

dextermorg4n:

We had a Halloween party and no one ever bothered to pack up the skeleton

How the fuck did anyone find this

dextermorg4n:

dextermorg4n:

We had a Halloween party and no one ever bothered to pack up the skeleton

How the fuck did anyone find this

raspbeary:


TROUBLE : GCS FANMIX
a fanmix dedicated to Gotham’s loveliest and deadliest

cover art by yours truly im a huge nerd and listen to my fanmix

raspbeary:

TROUBLE : GCS FANMIX

a fanmix dedicated to Gotham’s loveliest and deadliest

cover art by yours truly im a huge nerd and listen to my fanmix

voluptuousbooty:

what do u call nudes sent by a ghostie

BOOdes

what do u call nudes sent by a ghostie

demi-the-cat:

irl-mabel-pines:

redandblueatthenightshift:

rynnic-art:

thanatopsiste:

IT’S THAT TIME!

oooo yeah! go for it!!

ples

do it


sure, why not! Go nuts!

demi-the-cat:

irl-mabel-pines:

redandblueatthenightshift:

rynnic-art:

thanatopsiste:

IT’S THAT TIME!

oooo yeah! go for it!!

ples

do it

sure, why not! Go nuts!

lawebloca:

Baby Otter vs. Stuffed Walrus

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

when i see a new meme