my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
My friend saw this in an elevator today and I just
if u have boobs ur a slut
you should be expecting that.
i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WHOEVER DID THIS
me in Spanish class